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| [The house show opens inside the Pit, nickname of MacArthur Court, to six hundred fifty fans, a nice bump from the previous week. The "powers that be" must be pleased at the increase in fan interest. The fans are excited to see some sweet action, and the show starts right on time.] |
| ["Generic" Bobby Smith enters the ring, acknowledging the small contingent of fans rooting for the underdog. Tony "Scarface" Schiappa enters to a smattering of applause. Bobby Smith uses his experience to get in some shots before Schiappa drops the Generic freak with a big boot. The battle moves to the outside of the ring where Schiappa continues to punish his opponent. The referee makes the mandatory ten-count. Schiappa rolls Smith back into the ring just before the referee finishes his count and goes to climb back in. Before he can make it back in, Bobby's manager, Reverend Sick, grabs Schiappa's ankle! The referee reaches ten and Bobby celebrates his huge upset victory all the way to the dressing rooms!] |
| [Johnny Wah enters to yawns. R.C.K. draws a vehemently angry reaction, hurling some insults to a group of fraternity brothers. R.C.K. takes the match to the Japanese Cowboy immediately. Raining blows on Wah until the crowd boos at the mismatch, he takes a few turns pulling the overmatched Wah up by the hair after several two-counts. Killian continues to humiliate his opponent, but in one fluid motion the Japanese Cowboy darts behind Killian and rolls him up with a schoolboy out nowhere! Wah holds onto the ropes for leverage as the referee makes the three-count! Yet another upset and the fans are stunned!] |
| [The newly minted tag team of Grendel and Carey Waters enters the ring to some sarcastic cheers. Grendel and Waters are blissfully unaware of the sarcasm and thank the crowd. Ninjas with Attitude, Van and Bovice, bound into the ring, "bitches" in tow. Grendel slaps Van across the face, starting the match. Grendel does a number on Van, enjoying a strong size advantage, until Bovice jumps in with an illegal double axe handle. It gives Van the breathing room to make the tag. Bovice lays a licking on Carey Waters, putting his beefy hands to Waters' face, neck and chest, before he tags in his partner. They score with Unforgivable on the beaten man and claim the victory by pinfall.] |
| [In the main event, the rechristened Willis Clayton and Lance Pennington square off against the Weeds, Dick and Dill. Lance Pennington starts out in the ring against Dill and takes a mighty pounding. Pennington uses some quick geometry to avoid a punishing clothesline by Dill and tags in Willis Clayton. After a mighty beating, Dill manages to reach his partner, who fares no better. Clayton puts his superior skills to work, manhandling that Dick and landing Thunderstruck with his partner to grab the pinfall victory.] |
